tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

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sammys-luscious-locks:

perchu:

psyducker:

it’s so weird how many months start with the letter j. January, June, July, Jaugust, Joctober

one of these is not like the others

One

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kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

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complexest:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

it’s funny because my girl friend and i used to say these things all the time when we were just friends and now we’re together oops

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procrastinationsalvation:

sscars:

imagine if tumblr showed how many hours you spent on this website

image

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